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7x07 Susan feels humiliated by Lynette

2x21 Susan Mayer and the mailman

1x20 Fear No More: Susan kitchen explodes

Feb 8th at 11AM / tagged: susan mayer. paul young. fire. explosion. / reblog / 7 notes

Susan: If people are good neighbors…

Bree: … We don’t really care what happens behind closed doors.

Dec 10th at 11AM / via: / op: / tagged: Desperate Housewives. Susan Mayer. Katherine Mayfair. / reblog / 5 notes

"Edie Brit’s House"

Oct 20th at 10AM / tagged: edie britt. susan mayer. pilot. / reblog / 15 notes
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Susan Mayer

Oct 19th at 10AM / tagged: susan mayer. pilot. / reblog / 3 notes
  • Julie: Mom, why would someone kill themselves?
  • Susan: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy, they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.
  • Julie: But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.
  • Susan: Yeah. But sometimes, people pretend to be one way on the outside, when they're totally different on the inside.
  • Julie: Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things, but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?
  • Susan: I don't like that word, Julie. But yeah, that's a great example
  • Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
  • Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
  • Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
  • Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
  • Mike: Hold it. Robin?
  • Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
  • Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
  • Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?