Desperate Housewives Things

7x07 Susan feels humiliated by Lynette

2x21 Susan Mayer and the mailman

1x20 Fear No More: Susan kitchen explodes

Susan: If people are good neighbors…

Bree: … We don’t really care what happens behind closed doors.

“Edie Brit’s House”

Susan Mayer

♥ Oct 19th at 10AM / tagged: susan mayer. pilot. / reblog / 2 notes

Julie: Mom, why would someone kill themselves?
Susan: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy, they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.
Julie: But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.
Susan: Yeah. But sometimes, people pretend to be one way on the outside, when they're totally different on the inside.
Julie: Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things, but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?
Susan: I don't like that word, Julie. But yeah, that's a great example

Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
Mike: Hold it. Robin?
Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.

Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?

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