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“My kids are my calling card. They’re what I have to show for myself. I don’t have a career, Susan. My kids are my job. And whatever happens, if they succeed or they don’t succeed, it’s because of how I raised them.”

6x13 Gabrielle Solis

“Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot. You got nothing to worry about. You mean everything to me and Katherine means nothing.
Susan: Well, that’s sweet. I’m gonna go tell her you said that.”

6x05 Mike

“I know about rage. I know how it eats you up. But rage goes away, and when it does, you’re just left with the mess you’ve made.”

3x03 Orson (To Andrew)

“Edie’s not a slut. She’s just popular with indiscriminate men.”

2x19 Susan Mayer

“At the precise moment when Dr. Hanson Mills was cutting another umbilical cord, other ties were being severed all over town. Like the one between a child and a mother, who didn’t want him to grow up so quickly. Or the one between a case of fine wine, and the housewife who hadn’t wanted to admit she had a problem. Or between a woman and the boyfriend, who couldn’t forgive her betrayal. The choice to separate from what we love is painful. The only thing worse, was when someone we trusted makes the choice for us.”

2x17 Ending Narration

“The opposite of love isn’t hate. It’s indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we’re still connected and I still have a chance to set you right.”

2x16 Bree Van de Kamp

“True love is great, but at this point in my life, I’d rather go to the opera.”

2x07 Bree Van de Kamp

“Don’t judge me, you’re not in here because you were caught helping the poor.”

2x04 Gabrielle Solis

“Just give me a minute… I am asking God to kill me.”

2x02 Susan Mayer