- (Susan is trying to visit Mike at the coma ward)
- Nurse: You need to leave. You're disturbing the other patients.
- (a security guard grabs Susan by the arms)
- Susan: What are you... Oh... This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?
- Bree: George, do you have an erection?
- George: I'm sorry! You were blowing in my ear!
- Bree: You have to get rid of it! There are children present!
♥ Sep 29th at 8PM / tagged: 1x22. desperate housewives. Bree Van de Kamp. George Williams. hilarious. / reblog
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- Susan: Do you believe in evil Edie?
- Edie: Of course I do, I work in real estate
♥ Sep 24th at 6PM / tagged: 1x16. desperate housewives. Edie Britt. susan mayer. hilarious. / reblog
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- Edie: I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update.
- Lynette: Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery. That being said, Edie, please continue.
♥ Sep 23rd at 9PM / tagged: 1x16. desperate housewives. Edie Britt. lynette scavo. hilarious. / reblog
- Bree: Hi Danielle. How was school?
- Danielle: It was ok.
- Bree: Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
♥ Sep 18th at 10PM / tagged: desperate housewives. Bree Van de Kamp. Danielle Van De Kamp. hilarious. 1x09. / reblog
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- Julie: Mom, if you've really need something to freak out about, just remember you're going to spend the night with Mike at a hotel. No man has seen you naked in years, except your doctor.
- Susan: Yeah, he retired. I try not take that personally.
♥ Sep 18th at 7PM / tagged: susan mayer. julie mayer. 1x08. desperate housewives. hilarious. / reblog
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- Julie: How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
- Susan: I dunno, pretend you're bulimic, gag a little
♥ Sep 17th at 5PM / tagged: desperate housewives. julie mayer. susan mayer. 1x06. hilarious. / reblog
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