Blog dedicated to my favorite series and #1 in all the world, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. I hope you like it. This is for you. Desperate Housewives Curiosities, Quotes, Photos, Spoliers, Confessions (Made for you) and more.
Desperate Housewives Things
  • Gabrielle: (about Edie dating Carlos) It's awkward, it's, it's like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party and you showed up wearing it.
  • Edie: Again, if you gave it away in the first place then what the hell are you bitching about?!
  • (Gabrielle and Victor are stuck in an elevator, Gabrielle starting to undress Victor)
  • Victor: Come on, cut it out, the power could come on at any moment.
  • Gabrielle: I know, that's what makes it so exciting, the risk.
  • Victor: But I, I'm kinda running for mayor here, remember?
  • Gabrielle: It's an elevator, silly, it has an emergency stop button... I don't.
  • (Gabrielle finds a room closet filled with couture clothes.)
  • Victor: Yea, I don't really know much about fashion.
  • Gabrielle: Shhh.. They can hear you.

“A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel loses its wings.”

3x17 Gabrielle Solis
  • Gabrielle: You can't force me to take off this dress!
  • Samantha: This is pepper spray. In three seconds your eyeballs will be on fire.
  • Gabrielle: Could you help me with the clasp?
  • Carlos: If you don't remember then how can you be sure you and Zach had sex?
  • Gabrielle: We were both half-naked and there was a condom wrapper and he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me.
  • Carlos: (after Gabrielle told him she thinks she slept with Zach) God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
  • He starts to leave.
  • Gabrielle: Where are you going?
  • Carlos: To warn the Scavo boys!

“I am in hell! I just tried to break up with Zach and he played the “dead mommy” card.”

3x15 Gabrielle Solis
  • Gabrielle: (going through Julie's room with Susan) First rule of ransacking- remember where everything goes. (snaps pictures with camera phone)
  • Susan: You're going to make a really good mother someday.