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Desperate Housewives Things

“I’m not Ian. I can’t afford to move you into a mansion, or fly you off to Paris. But I’ll be damned if I don’t give you the same dream wedding he would’ve given you.”

3x23 Mike Delfino

3x22 Ending Narration (Lynette :( )

3x22 Tom/ Lynette fight

  • (Tom suggests to Lynette to have sex since she doesn't wanna talk to him and this is the only way they can communicate).
  • Lynette: Remember when I was giving birth to the twins and screaming in agony because Porter was dragging my uterus out with him? Well I was more in the mood for sex then than I am now!

“(To Susan) Just so you know, if I was a lesbian, I’d totally do you.”

3x22 Gabrielle Solis

“rom the moment we wake up in the morning ‘til our head hits the pillow at night, our lives are filled with questions. Most are easily answered and soon forgotten. But some questions are much harder to ask because we are so afraid of the answer. Will I be around to watch my children grow up? Am I making a mistake by marrying this man? Could he ever truly love me? And what happens when we ask ourself the hard question and get the answer we’ve been hoping for? Well, that’s when happiness begins.”

3x22 Opening Narration