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Desperate Housewives Things
  • (Gabrielle finds a room closet filled with couture clothes.)
  • Victor: Yea, I don't really know much about fashion.
  • Gabrielle: Shhh.. They can hear you.
  • (Lynette finds an unconscious Tom lying on the floor of the Pizzeria.)
  • Lynette: (crying) Listen to me. I forbid you to die. If you leave me.. with a mortgage, and a restaurant, and five kids I swear I will track you into the deepest pit of hell and make you pay. Do you hear me?

“A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel loses its wings.”

3x17 Gabrielle Solis
  • Gabrielle: You can't force me to take off this dress!
  • Samantha: This is pepper spray. In three seconds your eyeballs will be on fire.
  • Gabrielle: Could you help me with the clasp?

“Don’t say anything. Just stop seeing the person that I’ve been and start seeing the person I could be. Look at me, not the Edie that I show the world. In fact… let’s lose her. Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage. And the skirt that’s so short, because she knows that guys love long legs. And the heels, the ones that make her legs look even longer. Forget the bra that holds her breasts a little higher than they are on their own these days. And the panties, the ones that hide the scar from my c-section. This is it. Hi, Carlos. I’m Edie. I might not be the woman that you thought I was under all of that but I’m real, and I’m here. And I’m asking for a chance.”

3x17 Edie Britt

“In every housewife’s closet there’s an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to know. It might be a shirt that she despises, but wears without complaint. Perhaps, it’s some lingerie, she knows isn’t hers, but refuses to discuss. Or a dress she once loved, that she can no longer bare to look at. Yes, you can learn a lot about women from what they choose to wear. You can learn even more by what they choose to take off, and who they take it off for”

3x17 Opening Narration