“The world is filled with good fathers. How do we recongnize them? They are the ones who are missed so terribly, everything falls apart in their absence. They are the ones who love us, long before we even arrive. They are the ones who come looking for us, when we can’t find our way home. Yes, the world is filled with good fathers. And the best are the ones who make the women in their lives feel like good mothers.”
2x04 Ending Narration
♥ Oct 4th at 10PM / tagged: desperate housewives. Ending narration. Mary Alice Young. 2x04. / reblog
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- Tom: Hey, what's wrong?
- Lynette: (Crying) Because of me, my son's imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck. I am the worst person in the world.
- Tom: Honey, he is gonna get over this in no time. Trust me. And one day, when he is all grown up, you and Parker are gonna laugh hysterically about this.
- Lynette: You really think so? Really?
- Tom: I promise.
- Andrew: Have you ever actually been with a woman?
- George: Excuse me?
- Andrew: Well, let's be honest. I think it's obvious by the way that you talk and act that you're not a player. So, I was just curious to find out if you had ever actually gotten in the game.
- George: My experience with women is none of your business.
- Andrew: I think it is. I mean, you're dating my mom. And we both know that at your age, dating's a little more than just holding hands.
- George: We're not dating, exactly.
- Andrew: Well, sure you are. And you know what? I think it's great, but I want to make sure my mom's happy, you know and it would really set my mind at ease to know she's with a guy who knows how to please a lady.
- George: This is inappropriate.
- Andrew: You know, my parents had a great sex life. Yeah, I heard 'em through the wall in my bedroom once.
- George: Please shut up.
- Andrew: You should have heard my mom, too. She had this, this weird moan. It was kinda like "ummm, uh!" Isn't that bizarre? That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes
♥ Oct 4th at 8PM / tagged: desperate housewives. George Williams. Andrew Van De Kamp. 2x04. / reblog
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- Edie: I don't think Mike would do that to his own son.
- Susan: You know?
- Edie: That Mike's Zach's real father? Yes. Julie told Karl, Karl told me and I sent out a few e-mails.
- Susan: Well, thanks for your discretion.
- Edie: Boy. You would do anything to get Mike Delfino to love you. So what's gonna happen to little creepy when he gets here? Are you gonna be tucking him in at night? Making him breakfast in the morning? Careful to bob and weave as he tries to blow your head off?
- Susan: You know, Edie, could you just back off? I mean the truth is we're probably never gonna find Zach, anyway. It's a needle in a haystack.
- Edie: Oh, I see, and then you'll still come off as little Miss Perfect self-sacrificing girlfriend. Putting his needs ahead of yours. Oh, why you conniving little shrew. I don't know why we're not closer.
