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Desperate Housewives Things
  • Sister Mary: Are you two involved in any charities?
  • Gabrielle: Currently? No.
  • Carlos: But we should be. I mean, let's face it Gabby, buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better.
  • Sister Mary: Exactly. Money can't buy happiness.
  • Gabrielle: Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting!
  • Carlos: Gabby!
  • Gabrielle: It's a joke. Lighten up.
  • Carlos: Can you believe this? I'm married to a woman so selfish, she makes fun of the entire concept of charity.
  • Gabrielle: You are a hypocrite. The money you spent to buy your sports car could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador.
  • Carlos: Ok, you're right. But I'm evolving, starting right now. Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission.
  • Gabrielle: What?!
  • Sister Mary: Carlos, are you sure?
  • Carlos: Absolutely. Gabrielle and I don't need two cars, we can share one.
  • Gabrielle: Share? What if you have the car and I need to go shopping.
  • Carlos: We're gonna cut back on shopping too.
  • Gabrielle (yelling): Ok, I think we should all just calm down a little bit!